If you spoiled “The Spoils of War” for yourself earlier this week, I’m not angry with you, I’m just disappointed. But Game of Thrones is a Sunday night spectacle for a reason, and watching a leaked episode is not cool. A lot of people have contacted me this week to say things like, “Did you see the new Game of Thrones leaked?” and “You can get an early start on Game of Game of Thrones!” and “You have 31 days to pay this traffic violation before incurring fines.” That last one is none of your business, but as for the first two, I have only this to say: are you guys kidding? I am, I hope, far from a corporate shill, and I don’t really care about whatever activities you want to do to hurt HBO’s feelings in general.
